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My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.

  • Me:

    I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep

  • Mom:

    Aww honey that's so sweet

  • Me:

    Yeah we got totally lost

  • Dad:

    Of course you did

  • Me:

    Yeah up in the back woods

  • Mom:

    Oh that's scary

  • Me:

    Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-

  • Dad:

    YOU WHAT!?

  • Me:

    I stopped the car?

  • Dad:

    WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

  • Me:

    We were lost..

  • Dad:

    HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?

  • Mom:

    HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-

  • Mom:

    DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL

  • Me:

  • Dad:

  • Me:

  • Dad:

    Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.

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